Aaron Wiles

Aaron Wiles is a typical white name for a not so typical white male. At a glance, he's usually brown-haired, plays Black Ops and wear lots of Aeropostale and American Eagle. Yet leafing through the man, you'll notice shards of integrity, compassion and a potential of having an 92 kill-streak. Aaron Wiles' rants are passionate, rich with colloquialisms and are often hilarious. When you meet an Aaron Wiles on the street do not shake his hand or look him in the eye. Instead, discuss the sheer inadequacies of Black Ops and shuffle away, leaving by only your Xbox-live username. You will become best friends in 8.9234 hours. That is all.

You: LOLWUT BLACK OOPS SUCH A PHAIL XD LOL

(an) Aaron Wiles: ZOMG YEAH WHATDA FUCK BITCH HELL SOME DUMBASS KID FUCKING 360 NOSE SCOPE HEADSHOT ME AC 130 KNIFE WHORE FUCKING NEAL AND HIS DUMB ASS PITT AND FUCKING VINAY AND LUIGI AND FUCKING RAWWRRRR
You: LMFAOOO
(a) Neal: yuh

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