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1. A witty and infectious saying, quote, mannerism as mastered by Aaron. Originally used to describe the mannerisms and colloquial language of Aaron the brother of moses. Also sometimes called Aaron the Levite (אהרֹן הלוי) (Exodus 6:16-20)2 who represented the priestly functions of his tribe, becoming the first High Priest of the Israelites. In modern history the term is more readily used to describe the poorly imitated mannerisms, language, and humor of Aaron of Surry.
"Linzie was that an Aaronism, or did you just copy it off someone else?"
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Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!
Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"
Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
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Aaron is a sweet, loving, caring guy who will never let you down. Being near him will give you butterflies and make you ungodly happy. Aaron's are usually handsome, but never really know it until you tell them. They are very modest. Aaron's are extremely smart, caring, and selfless. They will do anything for you.
"Ugh. Blake was being a jerk last night. I wish he was like Aaron."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
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Aaron loves his Choccy milkies
The waitress gave Aaron whipped cream on his choccy milky. This made Aaron smile
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A man with the biggest penis your vagina has ever engulfed. An Aaron is the greatest of the great. Probably has a dog, or better yet, two dogs (no cats for this guy.) Even his shits are all mighty! It takes a great woman to tame an Aaron, and when she has, he is hers for all of eternity. Aaron is loyal, trust worthy and has a jaw of steel. Everyone wants to be his friend, but unless you are genuine, step aside.
"Is it a bird? A plane?", "No man, thats Aaron."
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Gaelic for "first in line everywhere when called by name."
Class please line up at the door for recess alphabetically by first name. Oh hi Aaron, it's you again!
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One of the most amazing people in the world. People named Aaron have an independent streak which makes them challenge the world. They are quiet and like their alone-time; however, they open up more and play around when their friends are around. People named Aaron are truly special. They can light up someone's world and the two of them can dance a dance of immense freedom. People named Aaron have curious minds that jump from idea to idea. (Each idea being spontaneous, crazy, and absurd.) They are usually shy to people they don't know, but shine when they are around people they are comfortable with. They are beautiful people, inside and out, who will go far in life with their determination and amazing sense of humour. People named Aaron are funny and can keep others entertained easily. They are easy to fall for and easy to make friends with. All in all, they are one of the most amazing people you will meet.
Aaron captivates you.
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