Abbey Mills

An Abbey Mills is a wonderful, loud, and North-Carolinian ginger. An Abbey Mills is always hype no matter how drained and tired she is, she's even more dangerous with Celsius. She is surprisingly good at sports considering the fact she lacks the ability to walk straight. Her talents don't just end with sports, she can also do the Irish Jig with the most enthusiasm and lack of accuracy you've ever seen, the Nutcracker too. When you watch her dance, you question literally everything you've done in life that has lead up to you watching her do the shittiest but best Irish Jig you've ever witnessed. Abbey Mills can sometimes be the biggest pain in the ass when you're tired to take her hype, but in the end she is the first person to go to when you're having a shitty day. If you have an Abbey Mills in your life, keep her and be grateful always. #foenem

"Yoooo who's that redhead in the middle of the mosh?"
"Why, it's Abbey Mills!"