Abou Diaby

Abou Diaby is an absoloute monster who intimidates any opponent he comes up against. He is the most vicious animal ever to be let loose on a football pitch and makes players want to bury themsleves alive when they catch sight of him in the tunnel. He does not stop until he hears the bones of his opponent snap, and posseses inhuman strength, no footballer can match his ferocity, or equal him.

in the carling cup final v chelsea
Abou Diaby smashes john terry's face in a fit of rage with his boot, as the corner is swung in diaby unleashes a volley to "clear" the ball instead he "accidently" knocked the chelsea captain sparco, for the rest of the match the chelsea players stayed well clear of the beast. he was allowed to roam the field unchallenged

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