Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj Aem Snorlacks" (I am Snorlax) and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 300 lbs, they spend most of their time eating cheeseburgers, and the positioning of their anus and mouth are switched. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew feces out of their face onto the person.

Oaj aem Snorelacks! Oaj aem Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.