Accidacial

(n)

If on exit you realize you have a rather speedy flyer that has overshot his intented target (titties) and landed somewhere on the facial region, i.e. chin, mouth, lips, eyes, cheek, forehead, and sometimes ears. (Neck is part of the original firing range)

"As she shoved the first knuckle of her finger in my ass, I came so hard I gave that bitch an accidacial.

And then a high five, on her other hand, of course"