ackchyually

An autistic spaz fit had by a sperglord in order to try to make themselves feel smarter and seem superior, generally when someone makes a simple or honest mistake.

Internet stranger : "I was at the gun range today and the spring in the clip for my new pistol was a little stiff"

Sperglord 9000 : "ACKCHYUALLY it's a magazine, not a clip. A clip goes in a magazine. You should know this before even handling a firearm, n00b"

ackchyually

is a meme with a picture of a nerdy glasses guy which shows that someone doubts your opinions and wants to prove you wrong - like a normal "actually" but it's misspelled so it sounds like in a "
nerd accent"

Me: *says anything*
Internet: "ackchyually..."
- this means that the Internet doesn't trust anything you say

ackchyually

an ackchyually; an ackshually - a person (or lolcow to be specific) that resembles the appearance of the character from the 'ackchyually' meme along with a standard high tone voice, lairs of organic lard, a personality trait that's not very cash money and the abundant fear of seeking employment to fulfill their dreams. One good example of an individual that meets these characteristics is Nova. Others that can also fall in the group are Chris, Leslie and Andy

Tom: dude, idk what in the hell is wrong with some of these people online who don't have a job and are living off of someone elses money and making useless content...
Jerry: i know what you mean. I've seen videos on YouTube about this tubby ackchyually called Nova. it pretty much seems like he's one of those people