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When u have a flat nose and highly reassemble Adam Sandler
Boy: "hey there"
Me: "no harm but u look like Adam the Sandler"
If you haven't laughed at a single joke in a movie starring Adam Sandler, then you don't know anything about comedy. My man Adam makes me laugh every time I watch his movies after I come back from kindergarten . There's a scene in one of his movies ( I forgot the name because I'm like 4, but thats not the point) where he FARTED IN SOME ONES FACE LOL XD XD XD. My parents didn't get the joke (duh) and they SENT ME TO BED EARLY : ( !!!!. SO ANNOYING >:( . So yeah, Adam Sandler is cool. He even won a Golden Raspberry award!!! So happy for him : D!!!
guy 1:Adam Sandler is a comedic genius
guy 2:True
guy 1: Ight i gotta go to nursery
-guy 2: Ye me too
guy 1:Cya
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Former SNL star, funny movie maker/actor. Usually known for stupid comedies but nevertheless... very hilarious movies.
Dude, happy gilmore owned but mr. deeds kinda sucked, but hey, 50 first dates owned and so did billy madison, big daddy, little knicky, punch drunk love, the waterboy and the wedding singer!
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A man who was proclaimed the jiggliest man when seen smackin his titty in the movie “click”.
Guy 1- yoooooo you be lookin like adam sandler!
Guy 2- WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A great actor. Although it seems like he has spent his entire career bring people laughter and joy, it seems as if some pricks on this website would rather just critisize him because they have nothing better to do other than take out there frustrations on Hollywood.
The bottom line is Adam Sandler has redefined comedy for us all, and I have never disliked a single one of his movies.
"Shampoo is betta. I go on first and CLEAN the hair."
"Conditioner is betta! I leave the hair silky AND smooth."
"Oh really, fool?!"
"Really!"
- Billy Madison/An Adam Sandler classic
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An actor and comedian who is very funny to people with short attention spans. Starred in two of the worst movies of recent time, "Jack and Jill "and "That's my Boy."
Fucking idiot #1- "HEY BRO DID YOU SEE BILLY MADISON THAT MOVIE WAS HILARIOUS TRUE COMEDIC GOLD. ADAM SANDLER IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE."
Me- "Well Fucking idiot #1, I did. And it was fucking stupid."
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