Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)

A state (usually drunken) when you run out of adjectives in the middle of a conversation and settle for the easiest ones such as "nice", "good, "bad", etc!

Dude, I got so high yesterday I even came down with the Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)! Everything I spoke about was just "nice" or "bad"!

I always told my teacher that it's not that I'm lazy to write essays, I just have Adjective Defficiency Syndrome (ADS) - this is why my adjectives sucked but she was not supportive!