Adler Kiss

When you pay a homeless person more than market value to shit in your mouth and then you kiss your partner right after without them knowing.

After walking down 7th on my way home from work and paying too much for one of the homeless people camping on the sidewalk to squat over my face in Waller Creek and shit in my mouth, I always go straight home and give my wife an Adler Kiss because I know what’s good for her.