Adult juice

Wine! Anywhere, anytime! Simply fine!

Oh it's only nine? Well I'll just have a glass of adult juice.

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adult juice

a fancy word for coffee

I've been up all night and i got work today. gonna drink a whole pot of adult juice cuz now im so tired!

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Adult juices

A synonym for alcoholic beverages, I guess? Y'know how kids drink juice? It's like juice, but for adults.

"I want some adult juices!"
"You nasty f**k!"
"No, I meant juice for adults!"

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