Affogato Style

Soaking your worst enemies balls in steaming hot espresso. It’s so evil that things may get foamy. Also, a form of flattery, refinement, high class, and composure when dealing with douchebags and drunk old ladies.

Response to an insult: “I will take care of you affogato style,” “I’m about to page my barista and order an affogato drip,” “I’m about to press some coffee beans, and serve this (points to nearest douchebag) affogato style.”