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(N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.
Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.
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A standing sex position where the penetrator, standing up straight, suspends the penetratee, who is leaned forward with their legs spread, by holding their arms behind them. As the penetrator reaches climax, he releases the arms of the penetratee, who then falls to the ground. The resulting blow to the head completely removes any intelligence assets the U.S. had in that region.
Ron: “Did you give Sally the business last Sunday or what?”
Stanley: “Oh yeah, I took Joe’s advice and gave her an Afghan Pullout. Really fucked her good!”
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When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.
Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.
While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.
She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".