Afghani Pipeline

An Enormous, Long, Solid Piece of Shit thrown in the freezer until frozen and used as an instrument in Sexual Activity.

I.e A Makeshift Penetration Device.

Babe: Oh Pablo,

My batteries to my Toy are Dead ! Whatever shall I do !?

Pablo: Nyeaah don't worry dere lil lady, the Afghani Pipeline's already in the Freezer!

Babe: My HERO!!