AFR

AFR = Accidental Fecal Release
Term used by lifeguards to refer to floating poop in a pool.

We had to shut down the wavepool due to an AFR.

The little boy had an AFR in the river.

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afr

accidental fecal release

I laughed so hard I had an afr.

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AFR

n. Abbr.

Stands for Actual Fucking Relationship. A healthy relationship with a balance of intimacy, friendship, and communication; owning the good and the bad. None of this "We're a thing but we're not dating", FWB, "We just aren't doing the whole 'boyfriend/girlfriend' thing'" Bullshit.

An Actual. Fucking. Relationship

Can be used with or without "an"

I'm more into AFR than FWB.

I want an AFR, I want to date you, not just fuck.

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AFR

Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

He sent you a canned response to your email, that is AFR.

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AFR

Away From Reality
Compare with AFK, which means "Away From Keyboard." One cannot be AFK and AFR simultaneously; You're either AFK or AFR.

I couldn't get a hold of Tim because he's at home in his room playing wow. He's always AFR.

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AFR

AFR means a fucking retard that has no life

man 1:Jeffery is a total AFR

man2:no ur a bigger one n33b!!!!!!!!!!!

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AFR

AFR=Arg, fucking reception: What one communicates to one's audience when the receipt sequencing of one's text messages is altered by a service provider originated send-command error.

A: I just got a bunch of jumbled texts from you

B: AFR!

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