aftermorning

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.

"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.

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Aftermorning

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.

Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...

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Good aftermorning

A term or expression used to greet someone who woke up late in the afternoon while everyone else has been awake since the morning

Tom: Hey guys I just woke up! How are you doing?
Robert: Good aftermorning! I'm fine and you?

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Aftermorning

When it feels like morning but it's the after noon.

Guy : It's after noon but I feel like I just got up...
Girl : Yeah, it's Aftermorning for me too.

Aftermorning

Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"

Hakan: "Good aftermorning Misterrr Ziad!"

Mr. Ziad: "Good aftermorning Hakan!"

Aftermorning

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

aftermorner

A person who wakes up in the afternoon and messages "good morning"

Niki: "Good Morning!"

Friends: "It's afternoon man, stop being such an aftermorner"