aggraculture

What someone who hates farming views it as being.

I detest digging in da dirt, but I do really enjoy watching tractors and other cool field-processing machinery, so it's not actually 100% aggraculture to me.

Aggraculture

Te study of being aggravated; study of the emotion of feeling aggravated.

"What are you majoring in?"
"Oh, I'm majoring on Aggraculture!"