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Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
wow, that guy is such and Ahrens!
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An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”
“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”
Angel-like, Cherubic, Resembles a fallen angel, a perfect person
Caitlin is the only ahren iv ever met
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Resembling an alien. Ahrens are known to have quite hypnotizing appearances. They are not like most others. Somtimes hard to understand, it may seem like Ahrens will abduct you--but this is not the case. They may be foreign, but Ahrens live in America, and they follow the laws.
It's an alien! Wait--whoops, my bad. It's just an Ahren.
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Only the biggest and baddest of folk deserve this beastly name! Coming from German. Badass dragon slayer from the North And or Gigantic Apple Bear from the West.
Wether the dragon slayer or apple bear they are told to be masters of many skills. Ahren is also smarter than most people... he has common fucking sense.
Most of the time people that have gotten the name Ahren have also gotten a really fucked up imagination. You don’t wanna be caught breaking into his house. Otherwise your life will be a movie. A horror and comedy mix!
Ahren also the best smoker. It’s been said that anyone who posses the name Ahren can outsmoke anyone who steps foot on the planet. Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, Willie Nelson, and Hitler just to name a few. If you don’t believe it. Then test it. Roll anything hand him any rig, he’ll out smoke you.
Finally as any fine lass should know. Ahren is a name that also comes with a big gift. And that gift is sacred to the bed.
“Aye you see Ahren that tall dude over there?” Guy1
“Yea, why” Guy2
“I heard he took 27 dabs in a row and then followed it up with a blunt. get this. WHILE WINTER CAMPING” Guy1