air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

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chattin air miles

When one proclaims a statement, someone who has heard it believes it not to be true or false, and so replies with the statement: "stop chatting air miles".

"arrhhh blud, ye know dis new era hat is bare fresh, man's must of jacked it from JD blud!

REPLY FROM FELLOW HOODMAN

"erhhhhh, no blud, stop chattin air miles! Dat hat is wack!"

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air miles

Pushing someone so hard they go flying

Damn bro he sent you flying!
Probably got some air miles