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Airpods Pro

Airpods pro are for those who are better than the best.

God-like kid: "I have Airpods pro bro"
Broke regular Airpods user: "Please let me worship you"
God-like kid: "*sniffs* smells like BROKE IN HERE!"

Broke regular Airpods user: *dies*

by Huge Joker fan October 30, 2019

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Airpods Pro

Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.

Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.

Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?

by AIRPODS PRO USER November 4, 2019

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AirPods Pro

Regular AirPods but with a different design and $89 more expensive

AirPods User: "Smells like broke in here."
AirPods 2 User: "All I smell is you."
AirPods Pro User: *scoffs* "Pathetic."

by WinterSkiis December 26, 2019

6👍 13👎