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The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
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almond milk is better for you then milk, accept it, it takes a little while to get used to, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESNT GIVE YOU DIABETES. to all of my friends...
milk, is stupid, look it up online, i dont feel like explaining everything to you
almond milk is better for you then milk.
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A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.
Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...
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The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.
Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.
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the one quiet girl who's only topic is being a vegan. wears glasses and probly has some sort of pearl necklace. at lunch she gets water and whines about the milk. has almond milk stored in her fridge and bitches at people to eat healthier. probly does her homework.
Guy 1: That fucking almond milk girl is complaining at Lunch again.
Guy 2: I just want to shove skim milk down her throat.
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This national day lies on the 26th of June
National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .
A word use to say '' you drink Men's Semen''.
He is gay causes he Drinks'' AlMond Milk''