Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

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Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.

Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.

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