alabama clay

Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.

Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.

Clay, Alabama

A town full of rednecks who enjoy riding in big pick'em-up trucks and hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly all night looking for fights. You must own a truck, two dogs, and a can of 'baccy to live here. Everyone who lives in Clay can only hope to live in Trussville or amount to its greatness.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy drives a red Toyota Tacoma Pre-Runner with a lift kit.

Guy 2: Must be a low-life from Clay, Alabama!

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