Alabama Hannah

Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.

One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.

“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”

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