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An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
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The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
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The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!
When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.
Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.
You: What the fuck is wrong with you.