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The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!
"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"
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When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.
Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
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When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered
Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole
I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!
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its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's
man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
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A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.
That’s an Alabama hammer