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During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.
Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!
When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles
Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.