Alamo Whites

A suburban place in San Antonio full of rich white people that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. Pretty standardized culture tbh. Literally every AW girl: Something with Lululemon, some designer purse, hair straighter than a ruler, an IQ of -200, whiter than Paris Hilton, a snobby attitude and a PhD in blowjobs. Basically Satan dressed as Regina George but way less iconic. Every AW boy: Bill Clinton wearing Salt Life shirts.

Alamo Whites: "We're awesome!"
Literally every other school in the city: "Suck our cocks!"

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Alamo Whites

A suburb in San Antonio for the rich. Formally known as Alamo Heights, it contains things like $30,000 rolex watches, private family-owned planes, and huge houses. The majority of the people living there are white, hence the title, "Alamo Whites." Some people refer to it as a bubble, because AW's marry other AW's and reproduce more AW's. All of the schools are within the suburbs, along with everything else.

"Man, you're so rich. Why don't you live in Alamo Whites?"

"We weren't accepted becuase we don't own a private jet."

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