Alaska Ass

An ass as white as the Alaskan winter. A horrible tan line.

"I spent too much time at the beach, now I got Alaska Ass."

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Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”