Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

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