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When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.
Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"
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