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Alaskan zipper lock

When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees

Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.

Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!

by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016

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