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Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?

Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.

by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010

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Albanian steering wheel

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

by Thurgard August 23, 2017

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