Albino Penguin

A white guy, who is crippled, which makes him walk like a penguin, who thinks he is a superhero.

Albino refers to the fact that as opposed to a regular black and white penguin, the white guy is white and so if he were a penguin, he would be albino.

He believes his super powers to be diving incredibly deep and sliding across surfaces to knock out opponents.

The albino penguin is a raging alcoholic.

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