Alcala Syndrome

1. When some one is complaining of being sick as a dog but still able to complain to their friends on Facebook.com
(Im so sick have a huge headache with a 100 degree fever someone help me.)

2. Someone is bitching and complaining that their dieing and or in terrible pain but some how has the strength to complain to their friends on facebook.com

uhhh I am so sick have a huge headache, have a 102 degree fever feel I think im going to die!!!! ppl who have 1002 degree fevers should probably be in bed sleeping not complaining like a little bitch, aka Alcala Syndrome

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Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage)

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.

Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

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