Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.
“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”
Some weird ass island where some criminals lived, other people lived their too.
Al Capone: Yeah, I been to Alcatraz Island before, why?
Town: Wait.. aren't you dead?