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The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
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A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.
Pronounced Ahl cuh hole
Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.
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One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.
He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.
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When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.
If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.
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someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look
Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.
Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.
Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?
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A substance that can make a white person dance!
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it's likely tequilya.
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A class of chemical compounds having the formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, the drinking alcohol, which people use to party. Also can refer to 2-methyl-2-butanol, another type of alcohol you can drink but without the hangover ethanol gives you. Isopropyl alcohol(isopropanol) can be used as a disinfectant. Methanol is toxic but is useful as windshield washer fluid.
I drank drinking alcohol (ethanol). Woo hoo!
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