Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome or AGS is a disease, caused by overconsumption of alcohol and gaming, is the same disease which killed the dinosaurs. Symptoms of AGS are the unquenchable urge to consume alcohol and play video game (or as I like to call them "Devil games") for an overextended period of time. Some sufferers of AGS have been known to defecate themselves as to not interrupt their gaming session.

dudukakapeepeeshire, did you just shit your pants because you didn't want to interrupt your game? You need to get yourself checked for Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome!