alconomics

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

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alconomics

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.

I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.

Alconomics

The economics of Quality to Quantity per Dollar value of Liquor

What should I get?
I don't know check the Alconomics chart.