Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.
"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"
Gamer. Not a geek. Man of Steel. Upper lip of a Simpsons Character.
I ain't not geek, I'm Alex DeHoyos!