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Alex DeHoyos

Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.

"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"

by Brandon Shaw westernU October 7, 2022


Alex DeHoyos

Gamer. Not a geek. Man of Steel. Upper lip of a Simpsons Character.

I ain't not geek, I'm Alex DeHoyos!

by Alex DeHoyos October 2, 2022