Alex Green

The dick that stole my Mountain Dew.

Adjective: Describes a person who has stolen Mountain Dew

Verb: The act of stealing Mountain Dew.

That man over there, Alex Green, Alex Greened my drink from my hand

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Green Alex

when your friends are talking about important, life-changing events, and you interrupt them to talk about something stupid or how you don’t know how to get dick.

“Don’t mean to Green Alex you, but...”
“Sorry to be a Green Alex.”
“I was talking, and she Green Alex-ed me.”