Alex ingalls

A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.

girl : Alex you are like a brother to me

Alex: 😎

Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you

Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎

God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.

Alex *commits not living*

Jacob: lol xd

Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰

God: stoopid

The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*