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Alexander Abbey

Got rejected by three girls

You are such an Alexander Abbey

by Alexander Abbey March 9, 2020


Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020


Alexander Abbey

Loves massive cock

Alexander abbey loves massive cock especially freya's

by Alexander Abbey March 13, 2020


Alexander Abbey

An absolutely great guy, even though he got rejected many times, one of which was a very hefty blow, he still keeps on going and is one of the best looking guys up you I’ll ever meet.

Omg it’s Alexander Abbey!

by Huzza March 17, 2020