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Alice Springs, a lovely small town in the middle of Australia. It is known for uluru and it's desert.
For the tourist it is an amazing place.
to live there, is sh*t.
Aboriginals on the street drinking there goon and sniffing petrol, what a great place ay mate!
But seriously, alice springs, the place to be!
full of mad wanna be's who go around picking fights and doing drugs, yeah there pretty cool. Alice springs, get on it!
Let's go down the todd river in alice springs and drink some vb with the locals!
alice springs, where aborignals shit, piss, sleep and have sex on the street.
"what ya doing on the weekend" "oh nothing mate, remember, im from alice springs, nothing to do!
"gotta love gettin chased by noongas in alice springs"
Alice springs - stabbing capital of the world
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The sex position you use after a long sweaty no shower hike through the Australian desert. Crack her legs up like an oyster and begin enjoying the delicacy that is the the sweaty and fishy mess in the shell.
Man 1: Me and Sharon went up to see Uluru and after the hike down when we got to camp I put cracked open the Alice Springs Oyster
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When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?
Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!