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Scariest f*ckin' byatch ever. Dude and when she has babies its gross.
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That moment when you're on the toilet and you've done a particularly messy dump and realise you've not got a toilet roll near you. So you detach yourself from the toilet like the 'Alien Queen' in search of another roll.
He pebbledashed the toilet like something out of a war zone then noticed he didn't have any toilet paper. This is when he had to perform an 'Alien Queen' and detach himself from the toilet and seek out another bog-roll.
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