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A company who makes excellent computer that break.
And when they break, they stay broken.
Customer: "Ahem i have a problem with..."
Alienware Tech Support "FUCK YOU!"
* Hangs Up *
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Overpriced computers that anyone with more sense than money could build for at least half the price, and probably with better components.
Bob: Hey, I just got an i7 Alienware, only cost me $5000.
Alice: lol, I got the same rig and only paid $2000.
Bob: :(
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An overpriced bran of computers. They sell you stuff for 5 grand that you could buy yourself and put together for maybe 1 grand. They put in great graphics cards, but end up having maybe a 300W power supply so it ends up dying. The only use for an Alienware computer is getting a graphics card that's out of stock everywhere.
Because of the 300W power supply, Bobs Alienware died a few days after his purchase.
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Expensive ass computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. Not bad computers, but a rip-off. These tend to be ugly as hell, too. www.newegg.com is your friend.
"i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol"
"Uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. Plus, I don't have a gay ass case where the bottom-front breaks easily."
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Piece of shit computer, advertised as 'The Ultimate Gaming Machine'. Turns out that after 1 month ( the warrenty period ) the machine will decide to turn off after 10 mins of use due to overheating. I am talking about their laptops. When i say 10 mins of use i dont mean playing the latest game, but simply browsing the f**king internet. It seems im not alone with my experiences. So if you guys want an attractive but oversized hot paper weight buy alienware! If not...... well you know what to do.
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A division of Dell, 'nuff said.
Noob: My mom just bought me a new alienware!
You: rotflolmfaomfg...
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Any piece of technology created by extra-terrestrials.
Theories say some of the alienware found inside the UFO which crashed in Roswell 1947 was a high-tech propulsion reactor. They say all alienware had been brought to a top secret military base known as Area 51 in Nevada, Texas and been examined there by a special team of scientists.
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