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Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it
Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?
Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.
Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.
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A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)
Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister
A freaky and innocent person all in one.
Bro, she's such an alist.
John: Kayla is the biggest alist ever!
Mike: How?
John: She told me she didn't know what blowjob mean but then sucked me so good!
Joseph: She was such an alist last night, unreal!
Matt: What a lucky man you are! That's the best combo of freakiness and innocence.
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A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.
Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!
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Your dad that claps your mom while she’s enjoying dropping the soap.He is very cool and helps people when he does this actions they don’t know what to do because of the awesomeness.YOU FUCK
Alister clapped my mom and I could here it from 87 miles away.
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like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.
Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..
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