Rural Dictionary

All I Want For Christmas

a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.

Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG

by whittlehorsey November 3, 2020

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All I Want For Christmas Is You

A 1994 song by Mariah Carey that achieved to become the biggest christmas classic in the world while being released 40 years after the era where all the christmas classics were released. It was written and produced by Mariah Carey and her collaborator Walter Afanasieff and incorporates a sample of ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’ by Haven Gillesbie. It’s also the only christmas song history to reach number 1 in the United States and will probably become the longest running number 1 song in the USA in the next few years. It has been proven that it helps cows producing two times more milk.

Tramp : I hate All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
beautiful person : shut up it’s the greatest christmas classic in the world now go stream the remix with Jermain Dupri and Bow Bow

by sayyoullneverletmego February 20, 2022

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by FoxCat Man January 16, 2020

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all i want for christmas is you

the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus

mariah carey really snapped with the bop that is all i want for christmas is you huh

by October 11, 2020

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All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024