Allan Hudson

A skeet from Torbay, Newfoundland who holds the Guiness World Record for "fastest time inserting a honda civic into ones own anus". He thinks he's awesome, but in actual fact looks like a rejected orphan who had a plastic bag hauled over his face and vacuum sealed.

Little Kid 1 - "Man I wanna get a Honda Civic. That way I can drive around Torbay and look like I get many offers to go out on dates with respectable ladies."

Little Kid 2 - "Good call. But, don't let Allan Hudson near it. He'll shove that shit up his anus."