allen wrench

An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.

We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"

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Allen Wrench

A penis; the male organ of copulation which also serves as the source for urinary excretion.

John was physically distraught after catching a rock to his Allen Wrench.

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Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.